My first. I'm nervous. What if I get it wrong? Do you remember your first time? Will everyone know that I really don't know what the heck I'm doing? Will they like me? Will they check back tomorrow to see how I'm doing? I have to do it. Everybody's doing it so why should I be the last. No! I will not give into my fear. I will not have any regrets about my blog. I'm gonna just do it and see where the chips fall babycakes!
Now, what to blog about? Hell, there so much! And just about everything I thought about is already out there! Damn all these people with so much time on their hands. Does anybody work? What am I saying, of course not! I just wanna have some fun so I'll just talk about anything and everything. Sports: NY Yankees and Giants fan but I can put up with all NY teams except those sorry Mets! Politics: Politicians are a joke and since I love to laugh, I pay close attention. They are too damn funny! Religion: Jesus is the answer! If you disagree, we won't do so well hanging out but I don't discriminate, I educate. Hey! That ryhmes.
You may never find the answer to life on this blog but eventually I will get into a grove and crank stuff outta here the likes of which you've never seen my friend! So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
Phew, I'm done. That wasn't too fast was it? Can you dig it!!!
